It was a STRETCH, but I used all the puns! I would have LINT you one, but that's a TWIST best left to SOAP operas. I usually WASH them at two-SHIRTy. My motto is live and let DRY. We should HANGOUT sometime. I put a knife in the laundry because I want to look RIPPED, on the edge of CUTTING fashion. When it comes to softener I like robert DOWNY.
