WARNING! WARNING! DANGER! DANGER! AL GORE IS RIGHT AND PRESIDENT TRUMP IS OH SO WRONG; GLOBAL WARMING IS A REAL THREAT,. THAT'S RIGHT, PEOPLE, GLOBAL WARMING IS NOT A HOAX BUT REAL AND WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE OF THE HEAT. FREEZING TEMPERATURES GRIP MOST OF THE NATION. WINTER STORM GRAYSON BRINGS THE NORTH EAST TO A FROZEN STANDSTILL. HUMM... WHERE DID I GO WRONG. MAYBE I CAN BLAME ALL THIS ON THE RUSSIANS. MAYBE EVEN TRUMP AND THE RUSSIANS. NO, BETTER YET... TRUMP AND THE CHINESE. BUT THEN AGAIN THIS WOULD NEVER HAVE HAPPENED IF HILLARY HAD BEEN ELECTED,... WE DEMOCRATES SAID HELL WOULD FREEZE OVER IF HE BECAME PRESIDENT
