That's cool, guess I won't be using the nsfw tag ironically from now on lol. I'm the same and I was lucky to have Invicta tell me everything on your meme and then some. I used to spend a lot more time helping new users out. Unfortunately all the alts and people deleting then coming back over and over makes it hard to know who is a true new user anymore.
I'll help out anybody asking a question no doubt, I've just been burned too many times to try an suggest things to people. Usually these days people want photo shop tips and I am always happy to share what I know.
I have seen memes like that feature before I am not sure why yours wouldn't. While I don't want to see any type of forum pop up around here, a help page where people could share tips wouldn't suck if the mods don't want to make one...