Uhhh. True story. One time at work I was having a disagreement with a female coworker. It must have been a stupid argument because I don't remember what it was initially about. Anyway, after a few minutes of bickering back and forth I told her, "I know what what we'll do. Make some dough, push your face in it, and we can bake gorilla cookies." She actually was a good sport about it.