Jeff Foxworthy

935 views • 5 upvotes • Made by Goober77 7 years ago in fun

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apesfollowkoba
1 up, 7y, 1 reply
Well put
Goober77
1 up, 7y, 1 reply
Jying had put it better I just couldn't remember it all. Something about Jesus being in the bible and the Koran. Yet the bible doesn't mention Muhammed. He said our God was obviously messing with him when he wrote his book lol! That's my cousin looking at shit in his own special way!
sleepinwitanenome
1 up, 7y
Then some suicide bomber will fall to pieces all over again!
GoldenWolf79
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Goober77
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Jying
1 up, 7y
I replied to your comment on my meme but it won't register you were at the bottom of the stack. Reply to me here if you can :)

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I HEARD YOUR GOD WANTS YOU TO KEEP WOMEN COVERED BUT HE WILL GIVE YOU 72 OF THEM NOBODY HAS TOUCHED IF YOU DIE KILLING HIS ENEMIES; THAT IS THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WAS TOLD; OUR GOD MAKES US EARN OUR WOMEN BY LIVING WITH THEM BUT WHEN WE GET TO HEAVEN THE ONLY VIRGINS WERE NUNS AND OUR GOD HAS ALWAYS KEPT THEM TO HIMSELF ANYWAY