AN UNNAMED ANNONYMOUS SOURCE WHO SPOKE TO HILLARY CLINTON BEFORE SHE STRIPPED AT A BACHELOR PARTY DAYS BEFORE SAID UNNAMED ANNONYMOUS SOURCE TRAVELED TO MARS WITH ELTON JOHN, ANDRE THE GIANT, AND BRUCE LEE HEARD DONALD TRUMP SAY; ALL HAITIANS HAVE AIDS AND NIGERIANS NEED TO GO BACK TO THEIR HUTS