An intervention is warranted, I think.

An intervention is warranted, I think. | It wasn't me... The cat has a serious catnip problem... | image tagged in dog christmas tree,memes | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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I can't reply to you on that meme, so I'll reply here.

"OM, you didn't even deny it happened or become indignant over Natalie's accusation. What you said implies it did happen but there isn't any proof."

Imagine the following: every day when you go to work there's a bum sitting outside the building. He is unkempt. He smells like urine. He is sometimes passed out. Other times he's asking for spare change while holding out a paper cup. Occasionally he defecates in his pants. You can't go around him, and he won't leave. You just have to put up with him sitting there.

Now imagine you walk past him one day and you can tell he just shit himself. Do you freak out and yell at him? What good would that do? Or do you just roll your eyes and hurry inside as quickly as possible?

That's what it's like with Natalie. She says things like that on a regular basis. Things which are said with the sole purpose of maligning someone's character. Things for which she has no evidence whatsoever. Things she just says to shock people and get a rise out of them. So it wouldn't do any good for me to get upset and yell at her. All I can do, basically, is smile and nod. "Okay, Natalie. If you say so. Yes indeedy doodle." I play along with her absurd and slanderous accusations because that's just who she is. Like I said in another comment, it's par for the course for her. Her accusations are so crazy it's laughable.

"I will never in my life understand how any grown man, straight or gay, would do childish things like be in love with mlp and collect dolls unless something was seriously wrong with said man. Just sayin' :3"

And you don't have to understand. Liking a TV show in no way means that there is something psychologically wrong with me. It's a hobby. It does not impair my ability to function in daily life in anyway whatsoever.
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You could've easily replied to me on the same meme rather than picking a totally different one on which to respond. You also cleverly omitted the accusation from your response here.
Natalie accused you of being a child molester/sex trafficker. If you're accused of being a child molester and you respond with "pics or it didn't happen :)", that doesn't make you sound innocent. It's too serious a topic to be flippant like that; child sex trafficking is nothing to joke about. Couple that with your interest in childish things (which molesters use to lure victims) and it doesn't look so good.
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1. Child sex trafficking is nothing to joke about, which is why Natalie is such a repulsive human being for throwing around accusations of it with no evidence whatsoever.

2. My interest in "childish things" is proof that I'm a child molester like someone who enjoys baseball games is proof that they assault their wife and kids with a baseball bat. Your logic is severely flawed, and I suspect intentionally so.

If you suspect I am a child molester, what's your actual proof? You have none, because I'm not a child molester. Liking cartoons doesn't mean I use cartoons to lure children. That's idiotic.
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I completely agree with your comment, so I'm upvoting it.
I apologize for my gruffness, but I just wanted to make sure you weren't the type of person Natalie accused you of.
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I can assure you I'm not. Her accusations are baseless and deliberately inflammatory.
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Patches is right, we need to do something... Wait, we don't have a cat!
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LOL!
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