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When people ask me if I'm baptized or not,I tell them this

When people ask me if I'm baptized or not,I tell them this | WHEN I WAS 4 YEARS OLD,I FELL IN A CONTAINER FULL OF ST. JOHN'S WORT OIL; FROM THAT DAY ONWARDS,I NEVER GOT A SUNBURN | image tagged in memes,confession bear,sunburn,young,powermetalhead,baptism | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
4,535 views 18 upvotes Made by anonymous 7 years ago in fun
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5 ups, 7y,
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Picard Wtf Meme | THAT'S BECAUSE YOU STAYED IN YOUR ROOM LISTENING TO THAT "MUSIC" | image tagged in memes,picard wtf | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Just kidding!
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2 ups, 7y
I'VE SUNTANNED WITHOUT PROTECTION SO MUCH THAT MY SKIN TAN IS CHOCOLATE BROWN,EVEN THOUGH I'M NATURALLY WHITE | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Unless we count walnut oil as protection,although I think it only speeds up the sunbathing!

I'll never use brown color in my memes again!Why does it have to look so ugly?Why can't it be like this: https://euimages.urbanoutfitters.com/is/image/UrbanOutfittersEU/0157233640010_020_s
3 ups, 7y,
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I ONCE FELL INTO A BUCKET OF MY OWN PISS FROM THAT DAY ONWARDS I IMAGINED I WAS BEAR GRYLLS | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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2 ups, 7y
3 ups, 7y,
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:)
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1 up, 7y,
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https://i.imgflip.com/21mc7a.gif I'll lrt your imagination to the job :D
1 up, 7y
OMG xD
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3 ups, 7y,
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3 ups, 7y
Gotta love how's the Kanji for "Fire" on his chest xD
1 up, 7y
1 up, 7y
Ive never gotten sunburned and im as pale as a vampier
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WHEN I WAS 4 YEARS OLD,I FELL IN A CONTAINER FULL OF ST. JOHN'S WORT OIL; FROM THAT DAY ONWARDS,I NEVER GOT A SUNBURN