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Come here with that candy cane

Come here with that candy cane | . | image tagged in xmas ivy,christmas memes,poison ivy,mistletoe | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
5,065 views 10 upvotes Made by anonymous 7 years ago in fun
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3 ups, 7y,
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and I am fresh out of calamine lotion... Be right there
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;-)
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2 ups, 7y,
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can you use calamine as a lubricant?
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2 ups, 7y,
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In a 1992 press release, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration announced that no proof had been submitted showing calamine to be safe for use or effective in treating rashes from poison ivy. So yes it is probably both safe and effective ;-). Really hot water will also cure it as it breaks down the oily residue from the poison ivy. So I would say you could use it as lube, but only say, if you're doing it in the woods, and you have dry- mouth and have nothing else available.
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puzzled man | THANKS | image tagged in puzzled man | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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MENTION IT DO NOT | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
TMI? I just had to wiki it, its good to know what can be used as lube in a pinch, so to speak.. ;-)
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2 ups, 7y,
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Well grab the calamine and let's get too it!
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2 ups, 7y
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2 ups, 7y,
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Heal the Bern! :)
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