A CUTE GIRL FROM MY SCHOOL ASKED ME:; "DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?"; ON THAT,I SAID:; "NO,I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND"; THEN SHE ASKED ME,ALONG WITH HER FRIEND WHO WAS ALSO THERE:; "HOW IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A CUTE GUY LIKE YOU NOT TO HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?"; AND THEN I TOLD THEM:"WHILE YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE AROUND ME IS FALLING IN LOVE AND LOOKING FOR A PARTNER; I'M JUST SITTING AT HOME,PLAYING VIDEO-GAMES LISTENING TO METAL AND MAKING MEMES ALL DAY LONG"