I LIKE YOUNG GIRLS THEY MAKE ME A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW I LIKE YOUNG GIRLS THEY HELP ME UNWIND AND SOMETIMES THEY MAKE ME FEEL MELLOW; OLD WOMEN ARE TOO ROUGH PROSTITUTES COST TOO MUCH EVERYONE KNOW I HATE QUEERS THIS LITTLE REFRAIN SHOULD HELP ME EXPLAIN AS A MATTER OF FACT I LIKE YOUNG GIRLS