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Creepy Condescending Wonka Meme | WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN IF I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD AM I GONNA GET STRUCK BY LIGHTNING | image tagged in memes,creepy condescending wonka,stupidity,silliness | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Jesus | NO SILLY THE IDEA IS TO MAKE YOU SEE THE LIGHT NOT KILL YOU WITH IT | image tagged in jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Except it wouldn't because God doesn't exist.
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Jesus | WHAT IF ALL THOSE SILLY OLD STORIES ARE JUST ABOUT REGULAR PEOPLE WHO WERE CREATED IN THE IMAGE OF GOD AND THE “HOLY SPIRIT” IS WITHIN THE D | image tagged in jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
And what if god is not a magical ghost that lives in the sky, but is the divine spirit in all living things. Maybe, just maybe, that burning hot nuclear “plasma” which is full of DNA is alive. In the sun, in the stars, inside planets, like earth. And when a few drops of it leak out into the ocean or onto the land, new living things are formed from that living “plasma.” What if petroleum is the waste byproducts of the living material inside the planet. And what if there were never enough dinosaurs to produce billions of barrels of petroleum per day. And maybe, just maybe, we call it “fossil fuel” because hundreds of years ago, an energy company identified all kinds of DNA and organic material in the petroleum and just came up with a silly theory that a few dinosaurs died and by some unknown miracle magical process that escapes science, poof, turned into petroleum. And what if the Bible never said that God created all of the living things in the first place. Maybe the Bible just said “God” separated light from dark. Literally the light and the dark matter. And created the Earth and created man and woman. And that’s it. The story says the “land” creates everything else. What if, maybe. Just maybe, over thousands of years and revisions, the actual word was not land in the first place and god said the EARTH will create all of the other living things for the people?

It’s possible. Just saying.
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God doesn't exist, so that's irrelevant. Spirits are involved in magic.You can't say minerals are living things. That's just plain stupid. This whole thing you said is rife with idiocy.
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We are surrounded by magic. Gravity is magic. Water is magic. Fire is magic. Electricity is magic. Life is magic. It is sad that people don’t see the magic we’re surrounded with every single day.
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I think it's sad as well.People today are so fake that The Truth actually bothers them...
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I think it is sad that people are too foolish to understand how magical everything is. Science is magic.
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None of what you listed is magic. It's science.
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I am curious now as to whether or not that would really happen. Maybe. I would not like to be the one to find out
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Except it won't. And even if it did, it wouldn't be proof.
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I don't get it.
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Same here. Same here
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