CHRISTMAS BERNED; ENCOURAGED THE ELVES TO GO ON STRIKE FOR A "LIVING WAGE" AND IMPLEMENTED TARIFFS,
THIS CAUSED SANTA TO CANCEL CHRISTMAS. SCROOGE WASN'T PAYING HIS FAIR SHARE SO BERNIE JACKED UP HIS TAXES. SCROOGE DIDN'T HAVE ANY MONEY LEFT AFTER THE IRS GOT HIM. TINY TIM DIED IN A HOSPITAL LOBBY WAITING FOR UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE.
