I WAS DOIN' SOME RESEARCH RECENTLY,
AND A MESSAGE POPPED UP IN THE SIDE BAR
IT SAID:
LEE-ANN (12 MILES FROM YOU) SENT YOU A MESSAGE:
"PLEASE LET ME SUCK YOUR DICK"; I WROTE BACK:
"YOU BETTER LOWER YOUR EXPECTATIONS, LEE-ANN,
MY DICK AIN'T EVEN HALF THAT LONG!"