I CAN'T STAY TOO LONG, I HAVE A BABY-SITTER WAITING AT HOME; OH, I DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS, BUT WHERE ELSE CAN YOU FIND A GOOD-LOOKING 17 YEAR-OLD FOR $5 BUCKS AN HOUR? RELAX! I'M JUST KIDDING; SHE'S GETTING $10 BUCKS AN HOUR