I'll Just Wait Here

Truth! Good meme!

Of course I did. You think I'm stupid? Haha

STEP 1 - audition,
STEP 2 - trade sex for the part,
STEP 3 - gain fame and fortune in the sex barter,
STEP 4 - When you become a "has been" malign and sue the person that made it all possible accepting no responsibility for your choices and placing the blame solely on them,
STEP 5 - rally the masses to take your side (Americans always root for the underdog), STEP 6 - use your new "15 minutes of fame" to start a foundation to fleece money from sympathetic individuals,
STEP 7 - Land a role in a Lifetime movie based entirely on your on your merits (or was it?).

You know you made it when lifetime makes a movie out of it