Dressing. :) That's the only dish for the family function I have complete control over. Lots of sausage and bacon added, because you can never have enough meat with your poultry. :D
Heck, every guy here fantasizes about brewing beer for a living. I've homebrewed. But mostly I think more along the lines of running my own taproom. :)
Those faux Wrecking Ball photos above almost put me off commenting. XD And I can save you a few hundred bucks: use a lot of sausage and bacon in your dressing. ;D