YOU WANT HURT ME? GO RIGHT AHEAD IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER; I'M AN EASY TARGET. YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. I TALK TOO MUCH. I ALSO LISTEN TOO MUCH. I COULD BE A COLD-HEARTED CYNIC LIKE YOU, BUT I DON'T LIKE HURTING PEOPLE'S FEELINGS. WELL, YOU CAN THINK WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT ME. I'M NOT CHANGING. I LIKE ME. MY WIFE LIKES ME. MY CUSTOMERS LIKE ME. 'CAUSEE I'M THE REAL ARTICLE. WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET.
