Day of the dead Barbie (another lovely find on one of my walks)

Day of the dead Barbie (another lovely find on one of my walks) | BYE BYE MISS AMERICAN PIE | image tagged in barbie,dead as a doornail | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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THAT'S WHAT THEY DO IN AUSTRALIA | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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I BET SHE TASTES GREAT | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Lol
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THAT'S LIKE EATING THE ASH TRAY | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Disaster Girl Meme | SHE WOULDN’T STOP SMOKING | image tagged in memes,disaster girl | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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SMOKING KILLS SLOW KIDS ON THE OTHER HAND... | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
lol
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Creepy Condescending Wonka Meme | I'D EAT THAT | image tagged in memes,creepy condescending wonka | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Actually I wouldn't. I'm deathly allergic to shrimp
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YOU CAN STICK TO BEAVER | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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5 ups, 1 reply
lol you always bring out the worst in me :P
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3 ups, 1 reply
Leave it to beaver lol! i.imgflip.com/1s7fg6.gif (click to show)
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lol!
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10 ups, 1 reply
She's a night person. (Comes with all you see. Crack sold separately)
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9 ups, 1 reply
Lmao damn no free crack
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Looking through 5000 pictures
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Well today sucks so far. (Or tonight?) I've driven to a smaller town within the county about 15 minutes from here to go to the walk-in clinic. I'll live. But I just want to sleep right now. They open at 10, and I'm number 8. F**k me.
I'll stop and take a picture of the buildings on the river. It's pretty picturesque little place. It's the same river our city is on. It's kind of a big deal.
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6 ups, 1 reply
Damn that sucks! Since when does anything open at 10? Damn the world is getting so slacker now! Cool you know I like pics
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7 ups, 3 replies
This is a major suck fest. I couldn't get a doctors appointment, and our city of 100,000 has one hospital. I suffer through a lot of stuff because I hate wasting a day.
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7 ups, 2 replies
Lmfao it’s a real life “good guy” chucky kid
8 ups
I'm commenting a lot. Talking to you and Pipes lol
7 ups
It's cool, he's gone. Maybe he's here for chronic stink eye syndrome.
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6 ups, 1 reply
That feels like a wasted day when you just have to sit and wait like that. Hell even appointments they make you wait. I swear they give you an appointment time of an hour before you’ll get seen so people will be there on time or something.
7 ups
I just lost a staring contest to a kid in stroller. The little F**ker's holding an iPad. Looks up, gives me stink eye.
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6 ups, 1 reply
I commented so much and it was meant for you and did it to myself, dumbass lol
7 ups
He smirked at me for the picture. I'm telling you, that kid was mean mugging me.
And we all do that!
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7 ups, 2 replies
Lol nice stoner Barbie! Get some good deep sleep when ya get home! Talk later :)
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7 ups, 1 reply
Beautiful day!
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7 ups, 3 replies
Thanks. It's ok for scenery. So you can rent a canoe here and canoe down the river to our city. We've done it a couple of times.
Those docks are at the rental place. You can also do it in a big inner tube.
Lol me and my scrapyard buddy used to off-road his Suzuki Sidekick in the river. Water up to the doorhandles. It had a big air snorkel and the engine computer in a bag sitting in a dry spot.
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7 ups, 1 reply
Lmfao! That sounds like you had what us southerners call a very large time! That’s too damn funny. Glad your friend likes to piss besides people, wish I could stand up to pee and do that. Oh my yeah I bet your wife was so damn mad! Bet you really had to make up for that. You crazy ass!
5 ups
Yeah this guy. He's a laugh. She was upset I was acting like an idiot. Apparently someone told me she was going to move the car. That I don't recall.
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7 ups, 1 reply
Lmao leave it to you to do something insane like that! I bet you had fun though! Boys just like their fun dirty and dangerous
7 ups
That's nice but looks too cold for me!
Yeah we had to stop. There was a farmer that allowed people on his land to goof around, and you could access the river. The cops didn't like that too much. Funny as shit driving by people fishing on the banks though.
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7 ups, 1 reply
Lmao yes I can imagine their faces! Lemme guess, they thought y’all were scaring away the fish!
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Yeah they weren't too happy. My buddy Jay didn't much care. It was funny, the Suzuki was rusty so water would pour in. We'd be sitting in it.
So the buildings on the river there, a lot have balconies or patios. Our friends Beth and James (James' hobbies include drinking beer and pissing in the lake beside people) got married at one Halloween two years ago. It was an open bar and I got right shitfaced. I had about 15 drinks, every one different. From a Manhattan to a rusty nail to a whiskey sour, you name it. Ian, who went to Chicago with me, and Steve, one of our gay friends, matched me drinkfor drink pretty much. I remember a surprising amount. I went out for a smoke and yelled at strangers that my car had been stolen. Turned out Heather moved it so I didn't get a ticket. Man she was pissed at me. Across the street is an 1870's era hotel where we spent the night. It's supposed to be haunted but I passed out. It was a real mess.
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7 ups, 1 reply
Lmao yeah I remember James and I’m never swimming near him!
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7 ups
Good idea. I don't. Not a problem until next year.
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5 ups, 1 reply
Imma be in deep doodoo if wifey ever checks my phone lol
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6 ups, 1 reply
Lmao
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6 ups, 1 reply
lol she sent me a sexy selfie one time but she made me delete it afterwards. There might be an archived copy somewhere but I have no comment on that...
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Lol we know y’all better than you think we do. When I got my first phone that took good pics, I sent one to chad that was so funny. We were at a luau in Hawaii and I was pretty buzzed, so I took a pic of me on the toilet and sent it to him. He was standing out there waiting on me. Lmao
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5 ups, 1 reply
That's hilarious. But hey, if Kenny McCarthy can look hot sitting on the toilet in a magazine shoe ad, why not you lol
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She’s so funny to me. Mine was a little more risqué lol but the shock value was worth it he was like wtf? He FaceTimed me once in the bathroom swinging his junk around! I about died! I wasn’t expecting it obviously! Idiot! Lmao
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8 ups, 2 replies
It's always the boyfriend or husband Lol :)
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7 ups
lol
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6 ups
It usually is lol
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Another weird find on another weird American urban street, probably left by some weirdo. ;P
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4 ups, 1 reply
Fine Ken I’ll just move to Oregon :P
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1 up, 1 reply
I can't wait. ;) And try and get Chad transferred to JB Lewis-McChord, up in Washington. You can drink all the Hop Venom and The Abyss to your heart's content. :D
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That would be awesome! Lol :D
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There's only an Air National Guard base in Portland but it's just 2 hours south. ;)
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5 ups, 1 reply
Some years ago I was walking around the almost-abandoned town of Picher, Oklahoma (look it up on Wikipedia), and lying on the ground I saw a dirty teddy bear. The condition the town was in, combined with the eeriness of the situation, made it look like something out of a movie.
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3 ups, 1 reply
Woah I did look it up. That’s creepy and I’m surprised they haven’t used it for horror movie scenes! Lol
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Probably due to the danger of the town itself. Mining has created areas underneath the town where sinkholes are a real possibility, and I believe a lot of the area has heavy metal contamination as well.
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6 ups, 1 reply
Lol
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It's a hallway Fry.
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5 ups, 1 reply
That sh!t drives me nuts. You can say you are a woman, but when the doctor checks you, he's going to say you are a man. Stupid asses.
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5 ups, 1 reply
I had to read it like 3 times before understanding it
Then i burst out laughing ^_^
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5 ups
Lol
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4 ups
upvote for you!
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Lol
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True story...About 16 years ago I was driving late at night between the house we were renovating and the house we were living in, and I saw a body laying on the side of the highway. So of course I stopped, and it was a young woman laying face down. I touched her but she seemed cold and stiff...So I of course thought it was a body dump. This was before cellphones, so I drove a couple miles to the nearest pay phone and called 911, then met the cop and he followed me to the girl. He approached her and after quite a bit of poking and prodding, she woke up...She was stone drunk and God knows how she ended up face down on the side of the highway. She was fortunate nothing worse happened. I was of course relieved she wasn't dead. Crazy experience
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That’s crazy. Her friends probably left her! Someone did that to a friend of ours and chad was so pissed he wanted to kill them. We found him wandering around in a parking lot, took both us to get him in the car, then he threw up in the drive thru and we had to carry his ass into hotel to his room! Damn drunk soldiers lol
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Yeah I'm sure someone probably left here there and shame on them. But that's why IMO being drunk is something one should never do. I'm not against drinking in moderation, but being drunk or otherwise intoxicated leads to no good and usually leads to bad decisions. The girl put herself in a bad situation with bad people and bad things happened.
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Oh yeah that’s definitely true. I choose my drinking companions wisely. Of course I don’t go out like that anymore either but when I did, everyone knew they had to watch out for me lol I’ve been kicked out of nightclubs before
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I rarely drink alcohol, one because I don't like the taste of the vast majority of it, and two because I don't like the way it makes me feel. I do like Manischewitz blackberry wine, Mike's hard lemonade, Smirnoff screwdrivers, and one or two others. But I drink half a hard lemonade and my legs start feeling like jello and I get a buzz lol. A 6 pack will last me 6 months.
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DAM those are some long comment threads XD
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I comment like I talk lmao and I type over 90 words per min! Lol
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I was gonna make a brace yourselves meme but this sounded more like me ;D
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Lol
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My lil sis saw your reply and made dis joke XD
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LOL oh man I ain’t getting parent of the year award
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I think you deserve that award! ;D
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lol thanks very much! :D
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Anytime Jess!
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Your balls are just doing most of your thinking right now, not your fault and they always will lmao!
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XD
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I find mine in pieces lol, upvoted catch up on all your memes done :)
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