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Day of the dead Barbie (another lovely find on one of my walks)

Day of the dead Barbie (another lovely find on one of my walks) | BYE BYE MISS AMERICAN PIE | image tagged in barbie,dead as a doornail | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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13 ups, 6y,
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THAT'S WHAT THEY DO IN AUSTRALIA | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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11 ups, 6y,
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I BET SHE TASTES GREAT | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Lol
9 ups, 6y,
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THAT'S LIKE EATING THE ASH TRAY | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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9 ups, 6y,
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9 ups, 6y
lol
7 ups, 6y,
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Actually I wouldn't. I'm deathly allergic to shrimp
6 ups, 6y,
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5 ups, 6y,
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lol you always bring out the worst in me :P
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3 ups, 6y,
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3 ups, 6y,
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Leave it to beaver lol!
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2 ups, 6y
lol!
10 ups, 6y,
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She's a night person. (Comes with all you see. Crack sold separately)
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9 ups, 6y,
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Lmao damn no free crack
9 ups, 6y,
1 reply
Looking through 5000 pictures
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8 ups, 6y,
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11 ups, 6y,
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8 ups, 6y,
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7 ups, 6y,
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Well today sucks so far. (Or tonight?) I've driven to a smaller town within the county about 15 minutes from here to go to the walk-in clinic. I'll live. But I just want to sleep right now. They open at 10, and I'm number 8. F**k me.
I'll stop and take a picture of the buildings on the river. It's pretty picturesque little place. It's the same river our city is on. It's kind of a big deal.
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6 ups, 6y,
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Damn that sucks! Since when does anything open at 10? Damn the world is getting so slacker now! Cool you know I like pics
7 ups, 6y,
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This is a major suck fest. I couldn't get a doctors appointment, and our city of 100,000 has one hospital. I suffer through a lot of stuff because I hate wasting a day.
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7 ups, 6y,
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Lmfao it’s a real life “good guy” chucky kid
8 ups, 6y
I'm commenting a lot. Talking to you and Pipes lol
7 ups, 6y
It's cool, he's gone. Maybe he's here for chronic stink eye syndrome.
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6 ups, 6y,
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That feels like a wasted day when you just have to sit and wait like that. Hell even appointments they make you wait. I swear they give you an appointment time of an hour before you’ll get seen so people will be there on time or something.
7 ups, 6y
I just lost a staring contest to a kid in stroller. The little F**ker's holding an iPad. Looks up, gives me stink eye.
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6 ups, 6y,
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I commented so much and it was meant for you and did it to myself, dumbass lol
7 ups, 6y
He smirked at me for the picture. I'm telling you, that kid was mean mugging me.
And we all do that!
5 ups, 6y
6 ups, 6y,
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7 ups, 6y,
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Lol nice stoner Barbie! Get some good deep sleep when ya get home! Talk later :)
7 ups, 6y,
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7 ups, 6y,
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Beautiful day!
7 ups, 6y,
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Thanks. It's ok for scenery. So you can rent a canoe here and canoe down the river to our city. We've done it a couple of times.
Those docks are at the rental place. You can also do it in a big inner tube.
Lol me and my scrapyard buddy used to off-road his Suzuki Sidekick in the river. Water up to the doorhandles. It had a big air snorkel and the engine computer in a bag sitting in a dry spot.
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7 ups, 6y,
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Lmfao! That sounds like you had what us southerners call a very large time! That’s too damn funny. Glad your friend likes to piss besides people, wish I could stand up to pee and do that. Oh my yeah I bet your wife was so damn mad! Bet you really had to make up for that. You crazy ass!
5 ups, 6y
Yeah this guy. He's a laugh. She was upset I was acting like an idiot. Apparently someone told me she was going to move the car. That I don't recall.
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7 ups, 6y,
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Lmao leave it to you to do something insane like that! I bet you had fun though! Boys just like their fun dirty and dangerous
7 ups, 6y
That's nice but looks too cold for me!
Yeah we had to stop. There was a farmer that allowed people on his land to goof around, and you could access the river. The cops didn't like that too much. Funny as shit driving by people fishing on the banks though.
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7 ups, 6y,
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Lmao yes I can imagine their faces! Lemme guess, they thought y’all were scaring away the fish!
6 ups, 6y
Yeah they weren't too happy. My buddy Jay didn't much care. It was funny, the Suzuki was rusty so water would pour in. We'd be sitting in it.
So the buildings on the river there, a lot have balconies or patios. Our friends Beth and James (James' hobbies include drinking beer and pissing in the lake beside people) got married at one Halloween two years ago. It was an open bar and I got right shitfaced. I had about 15 drinks, every one different. From a Manhattan to a rusty nail to a whiskey sour, you name it. Ian, who went to Chicago with me, and Steve, one of our gay friends, matched me drinkfor drink pretty much. I remember a surprising amount. I went out for a smoke and yelled at strangers that my car had been stolen. Turned out Heather moved it so I didn't get a ticket. Man she was pissed at me. Across the street is an 1870's era hotel where we spent the night. It's supposed to be haunted but I passed out. It was a real mess.
6 ups, 6y,
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7 ups, 6y,
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Lmao yeah I remember James and I’m never swimming near him!
7 ups, 6y
Good idea. I don't. Not a problem until next year.
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5 ups, 6y,
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Imma be in deep doodoo if wifey ever checks my phone lol
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6 ups, 6y,
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Lmao
6 ups, 6y,
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lol she sent me a sexy selfie one time but she made me delete it afterwards. There might be an archived copy somewhere but I have no comment on that...
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6 ups, 6y,
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Lol we know y’all better than you think we do. When I got my first phone that took good pics, I sent one to chad that was so funny. We were at a luau in Hawaii and I was pretty buzzed, so I took a pic of me on the toilet and sent it to him. He was standing out there waiting on me. Lmao
5 ups, 6y,
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That's hilarious. But hey, if Kenny McCarthy can look hot sitting on the toilet in a magazine shoe ad, why not you lol
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4 ups, 6y
She’s so funny to me. Mine was a little more risqué lol but the shock value was worth it he was like wtf? He FaceTimed me once in the bathroom swinging his junk around! I about died! I wasn’t expecting it obviously! Idiot! Lmao
8 ups, 6y,
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It's always the boyfriend or husband Lol :)
7 ups, 6y
lol
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6 ups, 6y
It usually is lol
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