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Haaaa haaaa

Bassoon makes a better sound !!!

my daughter is a music major, I have heard all the jokes

Need jokes for contralto clarinet

how do you tune 2 contralto clarinets? Shoot one

Have you heard about the drummer who graduated high school? No? Me either!

what does the drummer call the other people in the band? Musicians

Ive heard that one about piccolo players too

Not quite. The English speaking ladies would be insulted if you gave the meme instrument it 's German name.

Google up the sackbut XD

and further check the urban dictionary.

Only the annoying ones!! Says cello player :D

What do you use a b flat clarinet for? Setting a contralto clarinet on fire.
How many contralto clarinet players does it take to screw in a light bulb? 4, one to screw it in and 3 to tell him/her that they could have done it better. Why do contalto clarinetists place their case on their dashboard? So they can park in handicapped spaces. What do you call a clarinetist with half a brain? gifted. What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion? Nobody cries when you chop up a clarinet.

Haaa haaaa im passing the onion one to my clarinet friend ???? shes prob heard that tho

what do all great clarinetist have in common? they're dead