I Think My Daughter's Are Old Enough For This Reality. HAPPY FRIDAY!

I Think My Daughter's Are Old Enough For This Reality. HAPPY FRIDAY! | I'M SORRY GIRLS, THERE ARE NO FAIRY TALES... IF YOU'VE LOST A SHOE AT MIDNIGHT, YOU'RE DRUNK. | image tagged in drunk girl,fairy tales,missing,shoe,midnight,alcohol | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
802 views, 17 upvotes, Made by GotHighMadeAMeme 8 months ago drunk girlfairy talesmissingshoemidnightalcohol
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IT’S TRUE GIRLS | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
And don’t ever wear a dress out clubbing lmao
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THEY ARE NOT GOING CLUBBING ANYTIME SOON! | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Lol at least I hope!
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Aint Nobody Got Time For That Meme | GOING CLUBBING AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT | image tagged in memes,aint nobody got time for that | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Going to concerts yes! Lol I’ve been to clubs less than 10 times in my life. They will bore of that. I don’t see the appeal
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One Does Not Simply Meme | VETERAN | image tagged in memes,one does not simply | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
I met the wife because she was a coat check girl in a club! When I live in Metropolis, me and the boys went downtown to clubs 5 nights a week. We got in a lot of them free because of her connections. Oh my the stories I could tell you
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Captain Picard Facepalm Meme | I GOT KICKED OUT 3 TIMES | image tagged in memes,captain picard facepalm | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Lmao I can’t behave myself in those places. That’s awesome you met her that way. I met chad the first time I went to an actual night club lol. I bet you have many stories. Lol
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10 Guy Meme | KICKED OUT FOR SMOKING WEED | image tagged in memes,10 guy | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
However I also smoked with numerous bartenders bouncers and DJ's!
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Y'all Got Any More Of That Meme | Y’ALL GOT ANYMORE OF THEM WEED FRIENDLY PLACES | image tagged in memes,yall got any more of | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Oh I’m sure they were cool with it lol
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Lol forgot, it didn't speak to me. I just like beer, girls, and music. I started going out in the early 90's, when the clubs first started having 'Retro 80's' nights.
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Now that would be fun! My town had mostly old people country clubs or rap and I did go to both but it got old when people started getting so shit faces they’d take their shirts and bras off lmao
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Yeah we have a couple of classy juke joints like that here. One was around the corner from our old house. Part of why we moved.
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For f**ks sake it didn't appeal to me either. Speak to me. Wtf is that auto correct?
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Lmao well I’m commenting a lot. I just embarrass myself everyday now wherever I am. I don’t even have to be at the club, it can be a party at a Mexican restaurant
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Private message me you just reminded me of something
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I always said (concur) as olwill good job gothigh
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That's from me, not that other Benji guy lurking around
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Ya know what, send all the insults you want. It won't do a thing.
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Hi Ben. I'm sorry, what does that have to do with this meme or comment? Are you offended by tall guy jokes? Because I'm six five. I'm offended too.
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It doesn't.
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But we trust them. So far.
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Lmao
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Also, that was NOT what I wanted. You just made that up.
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Sorry what did you want? Song request?
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No, I wanted to have a polite conversation, what I DIDN'T want was bigotry and insults, and I didn't wanna get mad, but you people pushed me too far.
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benji what are you doing starting your bullshit again, you just dont know when to stop do you
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He doesn't know when to quit Chad, but it's ok. This has been an entertaining Saturday morning so far. And it makes one of my memes for today that much better!
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yea i can see that, him and i went back and forth last night because he jumped on the memeingoflife's meme and did the same damn thing, i dont think he understands that we are enjoying some of this i am starting to think he is a teenage because of the way he acts just like my teenage son.
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Check out my memes, there's a special one.
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ME!?! You're the ones who were stirring the pot, not me!
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I started NOTHING.
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when you jump on someone else meme to start a argument yea that considered starting shit, anyway benji shut the f**k up and please just go away. my oldest son even told me that your so dumb that he is gonna start calling you a potato from mars. lmao and he is 13 if i would let him read some of your comments especially last night he would probably say you must have gotten dropped from a bridge and landed on your head but I will spare him the pain of reading anything you have to say.
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I'm not "starting" the argument, it was already going on, and it was YOU who started it, and besides, you brought it on yourself. "I think Ben is a jackass, so I'm gonna make fun of him and make him look bad for no valid reason". Oh, and by the way, I'm not going anywhere. If your son thinks I'm done for not having the same views as religious people, then that's HIS problem, not mine. Of course you're not gonna let him read, because we wouldn't want ANYBODY to know who the REAL victim is. *cough*me*cough*
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lmao no i wont let him read it because he would make you feel like a dumb ass, and im not talking about the religious stuff i am talking about you arguing with thememeingoflife about space and all that shit, my son is a science genius so yea i asked hims about some of the stuff you sad and h sad that you dont know what your talking about, that putting it nicely. No i didnt start anything I was sent the ink to the meme that you were on already arguing with someone. so i just simply told you you need to stop or we will never stop making fun of you until you learn to grow up and put your big boy pants on. I didnt bring anything on myself, you think you comments bother me no they do not i actually find it entertaining to me
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Yep, you're scared.
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Ok check yourself bud. I've never mentioned race. I'm not a bigot. Are you black? White? Doesn't matter, you're a tool, and that knows no racial boundary.
Have I called you ugly? Fat? Said you smell? Nope. I don't know what you look like and frankly don't care.
I've said you're stupid. I've insulted your intelligence, or general lack thereof. I'm qualified to do so, just based on shit you've said.
You want to have a polite conversation? Then smarten the f**k up cupcake.
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Congrats on 500k!
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You're the sweet cupcake I like. (chocolate) he's one that I don't, like carrot.

This shit is all the more funny because of the meme I have for today. I made it last night, but this morning has just made it so much more relevant!
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Oh goody this will be fun. He must really like all of us lmao
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No you're NOT qualified at all. I DO have intelligence, I AM smart, and what I say is NOT shit.
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Keep telling yourself that, Sunshine.
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You know what, your insults don't affect me, never have, never will.
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I like you Ben. I like people that make me laugh.
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Then please STFU
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You first.
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Ahahaha touché. Ok you got Ben. TTYL.
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Whatever
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you and polite do not go together i dont think you are capable of having a polite conversation with anyone
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Yes I am, and by the way, I AM polite. I just have a temper.
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well this is not the right place for you, you need to go to another site to show off your temper, your temper dont bother me I have dealt with people alot worse, and there in there 6 feet under now, so im not in the business of killing I justdeployed 5 times to iraq and afghanistan so whatever you have to dish out i just sit back and laugh, you could have some success on this site like I told you yesterday but you are gonna have to change your style a little, you dont have to agree with everything that people post but that doesnt mean you start arguments with them, just post something funny back to them. But as i can tell right now you are not capable of this. Prove me wrong benji and i will stop calling you benji
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No, I'm not leaving this site!
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