Portland has the most strip clubs per capita of any city in the US. You can't avoid them. We march for progressive women's rights and then load up with porn at the jack shacks afterwards...
We just call it Sticky's. It's out in the country. Now that I think of it we do have one in town over by the train station. Haven't been there in years.
While never arrested, I am however wanted for questioning in four states and two provinces. Also there's some Shenanigans I pulled in Scotland back in 2012 that probably haven't blown over yet.
Sorry, it's for everyone's safety!