When Pumpkins Observe No Shave November

I mustache that pumpkin

Keep pumpkin for 1 week after halloween in a warm damp location next to wet leaves. Your pumpkin should grow a mustache. My friend wants to know if she should do a youtube video on the subject

Kewl, I’ll call him Jeff

Turn Jeff into a meme and reply in comments. I'll upvote him

Let me make Jeff bushynose first!

I like his mustache, did you make this pumpkin?

A friend sent me this picture and said Happy Fall. Not sure who carved the pumpkin or how old the picture

This is quirky like a get well bucket I recieved. Don't Kick Me! Written in Sharpie marker.