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All vee-hickles come with a 30 feet/30 second warranty and free ditchside assistance! | HEY HOWDY FOLKS, DUANE COUGAR MELLENCAMP, PRESIDENT OF REDNECK MOTORS (AND TAXIDERMY SERVICES) HERE TO TELL Y'ALL ABOUT OUR NEW ARRIVALS WE' | image tagged in redneck,car meme,junk,yard sale,used car salesman | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
3,724 views, 102 upvotes, Made by GotHighMadeAMeme 11 months ago redneckcar memejunkyard saleused car salesman
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GIMME THE LIMO. I NEED EXTRY ROOM! | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Ford Mustang dude definitely d-bag good call lmao! This is the best meme yet
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BECAUSE A D BAG WITH A MUSTANG WOULD SMELL LIKE NOTHING LESS I SUCK AT TREATING WOMEN RIGHT | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
New favorite? Did he drive that body style or the next generation?
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Evil Toddler Meme | THAT'S SO EXCELLENT! | image tagged in memes,evil toddler | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
It had to be that one. I don't think they made one that looked like that again
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Leonardo Dicaprio Cheers Meme | HIS LOSS WAS CHAD'S GAIN | image tagged in memes,leonardo dicaprio cheers | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
So f him. Those were the 79-92 era cars, they changed for 1993. That's the classic Vanilla Ice 'cruisin' in my five point oh' body style.
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Yep that's the one then! I'm looking for a pic of him. His was grey and it broke down all the time.
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I messed up the song title, it's rollin' not cruisin'. And I also noticed I made a mistake in that panel. It says 'a ford' twice, not supposed too. I had this one done, then quickly redid it at work with red text.
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Ha! At least you fixed it. I hate when I have a typo and the grammar nazis come out!
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I know. No I mean it's wrong now. It should just say 'a ford mustang GT'. but I doubled it up.
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It doesn't look like it. Looks like you were saying and ford, a Ford Mustang. Like you were reiterating lol
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Lol I know it's a mistake to me but others might not notice. Told ya I'm a perfectionist. I do most memes 2 or 3 times before submitting
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Wow you really are! Chill out shaggy! Lol
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Fixed it
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Omg lmfao
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We should make him a template. D bag prom date.
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lol there's only a billion people with his name it's so common so he'd never know
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So doooo it!
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lol I know I'm always stopping what I'm doing too
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More just to show you the sign. We're both crafty. She makes garden stuff.
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That's cool I like it!
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Oh my. So this is in our kitchen, because I never know what's going on. It gets changed daily. The wife points it out this aft and tells me take a look. I said, 'I'm not your favorite?' She says 'The 11 year old's the one that changed it.' Funny kid.
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Lmao that's hilarious! What a great kid! Good thing your wife puts reminders up! Hell we do that too. Can't remember everything if we don't!
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She is great thanks! I love her so much, she's such a sweet little girl.
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I can tell you do! :)
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For sure. Oh yeah another thing about that meme, the last box is taken from real life.
Years ago when I still lived in the big city, me and a buddy went to go party with another guy we worked with. He lived in the sticks and those were his directions. 'I'm on route whatever, the farm with the old school bus'. We get out there and doesn't every f**king farm have a school bus. We knocked on a few doors and woke one farmer up before we decided to go back to the city before we got ourselves shot.
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Yeah every farm has a school bus and it's always creepy! I don't blame you, I would have hauled ass outta there! Look up haunted montrose sometime. Best haunted attraction ever in a place like what you're describing. It's too damn cool and just small town people put it on but it's like out of Hollywood.
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Cool! Thanks I'll look it up. A farm here does a corn maze and that's alwYs a bit creepy to me but I don't know why. Might be from the movie (and Stephen king short story) Children of the corn.
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Yeah that movie was scary back then and jeepers creepers too. I wanted to get a horn like that so bad but my dad said someone may shoot me over it.
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And the bad kid in the original movie...Malakai...a ginger!
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Hahaha that's right! Soul stealer! Creepy name. I know its biblical but it's creepy
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That's really cool, I've never seen that. Years ago a restaurant where I grew up had a red Mustang like that just from the fenders forward. There was no hood, and instead of the engine it was a DJ setup. It was pretty cool, but they used an old beater to make it and left it unfinished.
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Yee haw!
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Excellent and surprisingly patriotic - ha
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Lol thanks
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Nice!
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Thanks!
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Good one!
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Thanks, I appreciate the compliment.
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How is this Street legal and insurable?
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Lmao that would be bad ass
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I'd totally drive it. I'd put the door back on though.
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Yea you got to in order to a little normalcy
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Lol
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:)
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I'm going to do that right now!
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Thanks!
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:)
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ha haaaaaaaaaa.... great meme.... 5 star ,,, pmsl
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Very nice!
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Who would want to ride to prom in that limo? :)
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LoL
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:)
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Yeah, i can roast cars
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which farm with the old school bus
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Just past the abandoned gas station
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thanks
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HEY HOWDY FOLKS, DUANE COUGAR MELLENCAMP, PRESIDENT OF REDNECK MOTORS (AND TAXIDERMY SERVICES); HERE TO TELL Y'ALL ABOUT OUR NEW ARRIVALS; WE'VE GOT TRUCKS (KINDA); TRACTORS; 4 X 4 ECONOMY CARS; CARS WITH A/C; LIMOS! AND FORD A FORD MUSTANG GT; I'M A DOUCHEBAG... SO COME ON BY! WE'RE OUT ON ROUTE 6, JUST PAST THE FARM WITH THE OLD SCHOOL BUS. YOU CAN'T MISS IT.
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