Well everyone knows Mike Hunt.
Ok here goes. Like 15 years ago, J and I (couch guy) were partying at a trailer park. It was karaoke night in the common building. We write down a song and 'Mike Hawk', then we wait around for a patsy. Sure enough Dennis, a mentally slow teenager (real life BLB now that I think about it) sits down with us. We turn and grin at each other and ask Dennis to do us a favor...about an hour later we're more drunk/high and the time comes. The old lady asks for Mike..we wait a few seconds and yell 'Who?!!' From the back of the room. She says Mike Hawk. We say 'you gotta yell and speak clearly' so she says MIKE HAWK! Another 3 or 4 times before she catches on.
The kicker is f**king Dennis is worried because I'm named Mike but I'm not going up. Oh my.
