I GOT MUGGED AND TORTURED LAST WEEK, AND THEN YESTERDAY I SAVED A FAMILY FROM A BURNING HOUSE, AND TODAY I FELL 5 STORIES OUT A WINDOW CROTCH-FIRST ONTO A PICKET FENCE; I BET I WON'T EVEN GET A SINGLE UPVOTE
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