The one time I met Gordon Ramsay went like this...

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Too much chilli powder

So this is the story, all true. Visualize this : Jamie sits to my left at table of four in the lunchroom. He returns to his seat, having overheated his soup in the microwave. He takes a sip, burns himself and curses. I sing the soup line, and follow it up with
'Jamie needs some water
*shoulder shrug*
Let the motherf**ker burn
*turn directly to Jamie*
Burn motherf**ker, burn!
A meme is born

Everyone hears it if I ever have to kill one of these! That story is hilarious. You are so sensitive to your friend lmao. I would've done the same though.

Thanks! Our first apartment together in the big city was bad for those. Tip - don't rent on the ground floor, they're worst by the garbage room! We upgraded to the 4th floor before we moved here. Jokes sometimes come to me immediately. Gets me in trouble being a SA.

Oh I bet they are! They're worse near pine trees too. Haven't seen a big one here yet and I'm surprised. I'm a smartass too. Consider it a talent lol

Oh I know, and I do ;)

Now my car's being a smartass

Hey caddy that ain't funny, stop being an asshole! Isn't that always when crap happens?

The car has a personality for sure!

I bet it does

Nice. How about this thought I had..

Lmao yeah you definitely don't wanna mess up the bass pro one!

Just checking on you! Make it out alive?

Sorry had to do it! We started on the same day :) have a great night

I got you an ass cake. They only had chocolate, no vanilla.

Lmao that's awesome

Getting the last piece can be shitty though...it's an ass cake to honor our mutual smarminess!
Wow feels like I've know you longer than a month.

That we are :)