You know it's you, I mean true

Lies lol

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Ha!! I was thinking of that after I wrote about the lotion lmao

Exactly lol

That looks like a little Buddha bent over praying or something! Lol

I took it from this lol

Omg lmao!

''Lotion'' lol

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Lol

:)

In the 80's I worked at a refinery in Borger Texas as a Millwright rebuilding compressors! There was a club called the windmill we'd all go to and most nights close down! The next morning everyone would be crying and holding their heads swearing they weren't back! But by about quitting everyone was like well I might have one Lol :)

I drink to that

Hahahahahaha I might would have to give this guy some cash

Finally got it. Man am I SLOW!

That's ok. Unless you're delivering human organs. Then you should speed up.

Good meme!! BTW you are getting close on passing me in points, but when I get to 200k I'm a going juggernaut on memes and going to attempt top 100.

You'll make it! Keep trying. You're gonna do it! Especially since your "unknown". It's cool. Keep all that hidden. It doesn't matter anyway. You're funny and you matter! :)

Thanks for the kind words!

Thanks bro!

Nope thank you keep making funny meme's

Are you sitting beside jessica_

I don't know? Maybe? Sometimes I can't tell if I'm sitting down.

Lol

How do you get 138k points from two weeks of imgflip whilst I get get less than half of that from a year and a half?

Brass knuckles?

Might have to get me one lol

Hmmmmmm....front page? Don't get a big head Jess. XD

Nah I never would

I would roll up in a fetal position on my bed in college and watch football all day Sunday waiting for the nausea and headaches to go away, and forswear alcohol. Until Monday night... But now I mostly get dehydrated. Of course 6 or 7 pints of craft beer isn't 12 or 14 cans of industrial swill is it?

Oh wow yeah that other stuff would kill me! In my early 20s I could go out til 3 and be at work by 8 still wasted and work my ass off like nothing ever happened lol. Now I stick with wine on weekends, special occasions. Never gives me issues.

When I first started at this job - 28 years ago (ick) - I could drink Friday and Saturday nights and two or three weeknights a week, and like you said, still do my job half-drunk in the mornings. Now I'll do so one weekend night, often with a break weekend here or there, and maybe go to a couple places and drink 5 or 6 craft beers then be home by 9:00. Of course some of those craft beers are in the double-digits in alcohol so I have to watch even that. :P But I don't really get hangovers anymore, though that's not necessarily a good sign.