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Dwight Schrute Meme | GUNS KILL 1300 CHILDREN EVERY YEAR; FALSE. GUNS ARE INANIMATE OBJECTS. HAVING NO FREE WILL THEY ARE INCAPABLE OF HOMICIDE. | image tagged in memes,dwight schrute | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
4,774 views 42 upvotes Made by pstrzel 7 years ago in fun
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3 ups, 7y
I BLAME THE FORK | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Batman Slapping Robin Meme | GUNS KILL PEOPLE BULLETS KILL PEOPLE! | image tagged in memes,batman slapping robin | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Kill isn't same word as homicide. People still get killed in accidents, for example.
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People don't get killed in gun accidents. People kill each other or themselves accidentally, which is homicide. A lightning strike is an accident.
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It's all about the phraseology.

Limbaugh used to do this bit where he's find news reports about deaths involving an SUV, and they'd always word the story in such a way that it implied the SUV came to life and started a killing spree.
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Totally semantics (Google that if you need to). Also, Google "killed by gun accident" and see that in common English, people frequently use killed in this context.
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IF YOU ADDED UP THE NUMBER OF CHILDREN KILLED EACH YEAR BY THIS OR THAT THE TOTAL WOULD BE MORE KIDS THAN THERE ACTUALLY ARE | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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gun OWNERS however
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Wat?
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GUNS KILL 1300 CHILDREN EVERY YEAR; FALSE. GUNS ARE INANIMATE OBJECTS. HAVING NO FREE WILL THEY ARE INCAPABLE OF HOMICIDE.