AT A RANDOM DAY IN THE UNIVERSE, EARTH AND THE MOON MET. THE MOON LOOKED AT EARTH AND SAID, "HEY YOU'VE LOST HALF YOUR WEIGHT!!!"; EARTH WAS A BIT FOGGY BUT DID SEE THE MOON; WHAT DO YOU MEAN ? WELL, YOU'VE LOST WEIGHT OR WE'VE SUDDENLY BECOME 2D... DAMN THOSE FLAT-EARTHERS...