Conspiracy Keanu

She doesn't want to look greedy (she's way rich) or cruel (he has suffered a good bit already).

He deserves what he gets. Starting with his new hat, which covers up his spiky frosted-tip hair. Obvious douche is obvious.

*Somebody* did it and it's hard to imagine she got the wrong guy. Crazy as it was to do ppl can do nutty stuff in the moment. Maybe he'd been jonesin' for her a while and set himself up that way. She probably did do herself a favor with the $1 settlement. And he looks worse than before. That much less hirable.

Whoa I thought that was shopped b4 I really looked at it. lol Maybe he's a pickpocket and it was force of habit to reach for the usual wallet pocket. :D