Dear Mr. President, Of course you're right and everyone else is wrong. That's obvious to me now. By the way, my sister is a self-trained psychotherapist. She could help you; start to work through some of your issues with anger, low self-esteem, and megalomania. Her rates are very reasonable. Take my hand, Sir? Let's step away from the cliff edge together. Love, Linus; P.S. About the hair. Mom met you at a Wharton mixer back in the day. She says you're my biological dad !
