Had a patient come in today with a cold. Convinced him it could be something worse and made 100 grand off of his insurance, running tests he didn't even need.
I'VE BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH TERMINAL CANCER AND TRUMP WANTS TO TAKE MY HEALTHCARE AND MY PAINKILLERS; BUT I'LL BE DEAD SOON, SO I GOT THAT GOIN' FOR ME, WHICH IS NICE.