What if there's an athlete called Paper whose name is written on parchment?

Dude, your caption for that meme is hilarious! Why the heck does his tag say PARCHMENT? lol

That's his name :) Hansle Parchment - he's a 110m hurdler who got bronze at the London Olympics and silver at the 2015 world championships. He was last at the World Championships in London though. That's half the fun of watching events like that - spotting funny names and look-a-likes :)

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My above joke would've gone better as Bolt-Parchment-Scissors, but there's no athlete named scissors. :(