I once gave a man $5 for having a sign that said "I'll be honest with you, I just need a drink"...but only once.

An exaggeration.

As a crippled man, I can answer that -

I sometimes wonder, from where those people get their positive attitude?

I used to have a job cleaning at a hospital. One time when I had to clean in the psych ward a guy in a wheelchair told me he could kick my ass. First I wondered how that could be possible. Then I asked why he would say that. He explained that he could kick my ass in a game of chess. He was a Vietnam vet and I would have loved to stay and talk with him, but I had work to do. I think about that from time to time and hope that everything worked out well for him.

Lol the laundrymats around where I live have those. I've lost track of how much I've spent in em

Not mine, but it cracked me up!

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There...that's better!!!

Keep forgetting to add smiley! :D there

Poor fella.

He looks like he takes life in stride...

And some other guy's sign said "homeless man wants food," but when he turned over a flap, the word "food" was replaced with "beer."

Like I said, if they're honest or they make me laugh, I'll always pay them once...but only once.

I couldn't resist.