Priorities: we need them

Not really, but you wouldn't want a Plague Doctor knocking on your door, especially during the middle ages...

...and neither would you want their "cures" (see below).
https://digventures.com/2015/04/got-the-plague-10-ways-to-cure-it-or-at-least-try/

this reminds me of the old Top Gear's cycling commercials

That's why I called my daughter. The $4 cab ride cost less than the ambulance, but I couldn't wait two days for a cab