Opposites attract eh? Challenge accepted

Opposites attract eh? Challenge accepted | SHE'S GOING FOR A JOG, AND I'M HAVING A BEER AND A SMOKE,... THIS WON'T LAST LONG | image tagged in memes,captain picard facepalm,sewmyeyesshut,funny memes | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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SHE RUNS FARTHER THAN ME CAUSE I BRING IN GROCERIES IN ONE TRIP | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
<---Me having to prove that I could lol
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X All The Y Meme | DATE ALL THE OPPOSITES | image tagged in memes,x all the y | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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YEAH, IF I MET SOMEONE WHO LOOKED AND ACTED EXACTLY LIKE ME,.... I'D F**K HIM, I'M AWESOME, BUT NOT FOR LONG, I'M A HIGH MAINTENANCE | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Ha ha just kidding,.....or am I?
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I HEAR YOU | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
When you are a sexy beast what can you do lol
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Futurama Fry Meme | SO WAIT... WOULD YOU F**K THIS CLONE OF YOURS IN THE BUTT? | image tagged in memes,futurama fry | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
lmao Sew! 2 upvotes for you!
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HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO STRAIGHTEN HIS SUIT BUT I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM SINCE I PUKED ON HIS FALAFEL | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
My dream woman! ;D
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MY WIFE IS BACK DOWN TO HER DATING WEIGHT THAT'S NOT A GOOD SIGN | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
:)
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These health nuts believe that you have to go to the gym or something to be healthy, I grew up on a farm and started working at 6 years old. I challenged several people to come to work with me and everyone of them couldn't even make it to lunchtime! His beer guzzling chain smoker will waste your sorry ass anytime, anyplace! Lol. :)
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3 ups, 1 reply
I may not have the endurance to run to the store, but construction is not for the timid, weak or know it alls. Besides, if you go to the gym, you gotta keep going, otherwise all that crap comes back on ya. I aint got that kind of commitment. Construction offers me enough balance to keep me in shape, the shape I need to lift heavy shit and wield heavy tools. The guys I work with in their 30's n 40's are a f**k load tougher than the 20 "is it break time yet" year olds. We got this shit, let's have a beer bud.
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Lol. Yes, plus most of your guys in construction are honest people (this is after you run off the assholes) and I'd rather be around people like that than anyone else. Oh, and unlike most folks, and like I've done more than once, "Hey, I broke my finger, you got some duck tape?" Lol. :)
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I like electrical tape myself, it's stretchy and you can segment the fingers around the knuckles so you can still bend em. Heh heh. Man-daides I call em.
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Ha ha! :)
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