I was being... Crass? If you're sure you're King of the Hill, then I'll tell ya the closest truth I know: Today's ladies are so awful, it has to at least be partially us dude's fault by default.
I think we're all gonna have to solo these relationships. These ladies can't be trusted, lol.
What we have here, is a global failure to communicate. #MarriageStatistics
*shrug*