WHEN THE LIONS HAVE A BAD SEASON, DETROIT FANS SAY, "WELL, WE STILL HAVE THE RED WINGS."; WHEN THE RED WINGS HAVE A BAD SEASON, DETROIT FANS SAY, "WELL, WE STILL HAVE THE PISTONS."; WHEN THE PISTONS HAVE A BAD SEASON, DETROIT FANS SAY, "WELL, WE STILL HAVE THE TIGERS."; WHEN THE TOGERS HAVE A BAD SEASON, DETROIT FANS SAY, "WELL, SHIT, GUESS WE GOTTA HOPE THE LIONS DO SOMETHING THIS YEAR."