IS ABOUT TO GRADUATE COLLEGE; RIGHT WHEN HIS NAME GETS CALLED, HE SUDDENLY COLLAPSES AND DIES. GOOD SAMARITANS TRY DOING CPR ON HIM, BUT IT DOESN'T WORK. GETS RUSHED TO HOSPITAL AND EVERYONE TRIES TO FIGURE WHAT HIS CAUSE OF DEATH WAS. IT TURNS OUT HE DIED FROM AN UNKNOWN CANCER THAT FIRST DEVELOPED DURING HIS FRESHMAN YEAR IN COLLEGE. BUT.... NOBODY GAVE A SHIT! NOT EVEN HIS FAMILY! BODY GETS TOSSED INTO RIVER. NO FUNERAL.