First World Problems

YES, a UFO.

*gasp* Spell Bro Kin Prof.

It's Jordan, Peter's Sun.

wow, you are already getting BETTER SELF.

Want me to teach Defence Against the Dark Arts? Just don't tell anyone that all my magic is dark magic, and that it's impossible to defend against it.

I need to sharpen my claws on them.

you don't understand. you can NOT use what I teach you against me or others. you only end up hurting your FUTURE SELF.

It's a good thing my skynet powered off sudden Re. Um.

That's some good logic.

Maybe eye should ask you for real-life ad vice.

How much is Greek Currency worth? I want two know if I can afford two travel there 4 real.

I herd their economy is in shambles, so it should be a fair Lee inexpensive trip.

I want two visit the middle east, but I think I should skip there, because that's a safer way to go two the middle east.

If I prance there, and do my best Cadence Impression, maybe they'll think I'm a native.

I don't think they like Ali White, or Moe Ham Meds, so I'm gonna try S(hhh!) He Art E Mis T.

I herd the whole region was a disaster, so maybe if look directly at it, maybe I'll feel better about the train wreck that is my own life. *nod*

Everything falling apart in Greece, and there's a Golden Dawn Woah-kay, that sounds entertaining, with a chance of Zeus throwing more shade than a shadow bolt. #MLP

What goes around, comes around, if I was pharoah, you'd all die.

I'd tell ya 2 get a life, and you'd call me a commie, and kill yourselves. Every last one of you.

Get it? I'm handing out A+ to everyone, because i pass Trudeau's test, and didn't get award.

I am writing in just ice. Fall Row A+ Wrong, if you guy think I'm not perfection, make a better argument. I'm barely woke. :D

a philosopher…. is in love with his thoughts. he says…to the king…don't make a shadow, that's enough.
without e.m.p.t.y ing your self from your SELF thoughts, and beliefs and presumptions, and conclusions of your vast worldly and other wordly knowledge and "uniuqe but worthless" wisdom, because you are ROYAL, and have royal blood and a kind of zerafet, that can not be matched, when you play the innocent angel, because i don't do that, not because i can not, but because I can, and i don't, that's POWER, you are weak, because you choose to use your strentgh to look down on others and laugh, i choose to NOT USE my strength.. because that would be too easy… to easy to defeat, thsoe who are half-awake… i must love, not the way their crave to be loved, but the way my KING thought me…this is not the king you that offered you everything and you said don't make a shadow.. because a a narcisisit satan woman, you are in love with yourself. and that's your defeat. becaus e .. YOU ARE CONFUSED. and ONLY way you can be happy is to CONFUSE OTHERS. AND you REFUSED to find the WAY. That's why and because I love you, i told you to go be happy daughter, get out of my heaven, go be happy on your own, in the world, being deceived, deceiving… if that's what you really want.
~DAD

I am talking to your sister. You go to your room and wait for me there.

whatever you say honey.

thank you, i needed this temparature now.

I made a pyramid. They called me a conspiracy theorist. Then I showed them the scale.

Good news: They know not to copy me.

Bad news: They're copying me, and it's A+ pyramid, in the shape of this planet. Boxing ring with evil Japanese miko comin' out of TV?

Nope it's a pyramid inside a circle. I told them not to be 1 within 0 all the time, so now they're pyramid within circle, and they're using my flicker ring trick on me. I just accidently walked past a cemetery and crossed a cannon and a river, or a bae... I can do this all day, it's almost The Devil The Fool Judgement The Star... #71 seems to flicker like 777, and roman 5, which is also 2, so I can just spin #5 heirophant ¥, and claim to have complete dominance over is lamb's second place, €lol3 (015) :D 8 x 9 = infinity dragons? Nope. It's a Judaism symbol, with an extra pyramid. These blind genius's are gonna escape the planet... Quick, we need to join together and deny the moon.