Just had an idea. If you're ever at Cracker Barrel turn all the possums on their backs as if they're dead. If anyone says anything just say "We're just playing."
Yesterday, me and my little brother (we get away with doing this because we're both kids) were on the back of the couch and he started falling off and he was trying to hold on and I just said "long live the king" and pushed him off.
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By the way, I live in an urban area and we have possums. And yes, they are ugly. We also have raccoons and coyotes.