Conspiracy Keanu

I wouldn't come back steal memes, I'd come back and give myself winning lotto numbers. Just saying.

Time travel always screws me up.

It's like daylight savings time

But if you came back from the future with the lotto numbers, that means you don't have the money in the future, which means you come back to get the money you need for the future, which you don't have, because you're coming back here to get money you need but don't have, but you have it because of the numbers, which.............

Screw it....I'm getting a couple aspirins!