THEY GIVE ME MILLIONS OF DOLLARS BECAUSE MY SOOTHING VOICE CONVINCES PEOPLE THAT THEY’RE IN GOOD HANDS; THE ONE THING WE NEVER MENTION IS THE BASICS OF POOLED RISK WHICH MEANS THAT PAY, THE COST OF ADVERTISEMENTS, HUGE EXECUTIVES SALARIES AND MILLIONS MORE FOR EPIDEMIC LEVELS OF FRAUD ARSON AND EVEN MURDER ALL COME FROM YOUR PREMIUMS! DO YOU STILL THINK YOU’RE IN GOOD HANDS?
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