Parenting under the influence

Upvote for you thanks

:-)

Drunk dog loves beer !

You just reminded me of a time so long ago when a drunk guy lying on the floor near my bed said "The room is spinning" then "I've never been drunk before". I was sharing a motel room w/ 3 teammates. One advised him to lean on one elbow.

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Med label "Do Not Drink Alcoholic Beverages While Taking This Medicine." So it goes. How dry I aaaaam...sing along!

I laughed so hard at the punchline I was glad no-one was on the dock at the moment. :)

Spinning rooms and double vision. My head hurts just thinking about it!

I haven't been room-spinning drunk in at least twenty years. Don't miss it. I try to make it a pleasant-but-not-too-intense intoxication.

That's good! Nothing worse than falling down drunk

I drink to feel good, not to be nauseous. Oh, and I like the taste. :) Have the first beer in my hand in about 30 minutes...

I hear people all the time say it's 5:30 pm somewhere! Bottoms up

< Heard this one back in the mid 80s,,,

That would be awesome,,,

Thousands of memes! ;)

A toast to you sir!

Lol.

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CASH ME OUSSIDE OUSSIDE OUSSIDE,,,
^ That's the name of this template if you want,,,,

lmao, i didn't see that one, ty!

You're welcome

A true beaut, an accidental find, I had to make it into a template here,,,

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A true solution to an annoying problem! Lol !

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I'm going to start using your template. I hope you don't mind :D

That's totally cool, that's what it's here for, for anyone to use,,,

Bear in mind I didn't create that image, just found it and made it into a template here for easy access and general use. 'Tis a beaut, that one, it's so her,,,

it is. i used it in a meme comment today! ty!

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Actually I think she's a Texan boasting about the bronzing she did in San Antonio.