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Inquiring minds | I SAID TO THE WAITRESS MAY I ASK YOU SOMETHING OF THE MENU PLEASE? SHE SLAPS MY FACE AND SAYS THE MEN I PLEASE ARE NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! | image tagged in memes,the most interesting man in the world,funny | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Star Wars Yoda Meme | WHAT YOU ARE SAYING, HARD TO FIGURE OUT IT IS | image tagged in memes,star wars yoda | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Seriously, it's like you're missing at least one or two words, and some punctuation wouldn't hurt either -

I said to the waitress "May I ORDER something OFF of the menu please?" (Capitalized just to show the difference.)

Not trying to be a grammar Nazi, it just doesn't make a lot of sense the way that it appears now. It does have potential, keep up the good work.
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I thought these same thing.
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'May I ask you something of the menu please' punnily translates as 'may I ask you something of the men you please'. He's an elegant gentleman, he's inquiring about something available; she took it wrongly so it's funny. There's no words missing and the punctuation is fine. But you do get an upvote for trying to be a grammar Nazi. :)
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No, I seriously was NOT trying to be a GN, so I will have to take the upvote and donate it charity, perhaps the Boys & Girls Club or United Way.

Thanks for the explanation, I get it now and it's hilarious. Hopefully spurs fan sees this because he didn't get it at first either.
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Give it to an animal shelter. :) Anyway, I was just confused because I got it on first try and I usually don't. I thought it odd that someone wouldn't get it if I did. But I can see where 'of'>'off' might be a tricky one. Thanks for not taking my suggestion outside the friendly bounds it was meant. :)
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Hmmmmm...I'm thinking a couple people commenting on the grammar here are not getting the pun. :P It's fine.
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