SOME HEROES DON'T WEAR CAPES...
IOWA MAN JAILED FOR SHOOTING FIREWORKS AT 4 A.M. AND TELLING POLICE HE'D SHOOT MORE FIREWORKS "WITH A BLUNT IN HIS MOUTH BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA." WHEN ASKED TO TAKE A PRELIMINARY BREATHALYZER TEST HE RESPONDED THAT HE WOULD TAKE A PRELIMINARY [EXPLETIVE] YOURSELF TEST."; I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA