FOR RELEASING ME FROM THE LAMP YOU GET THREE WISHES! YOUR FIRST? I WANT MELANIA'S BREASTS TO BE THE BEST, THE GREATEST! DONE! AND FOR YOUR SECOND? I'D LIKE TO SHOOT 59 AT MY COURSE AT MAR-A-LAGO! IT WILL HAPPEN - AND FOR YOUR THIRD WISH, WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN? WHY? IT WOULD JUST MEAN MORE WORK - MAKE THE PRESS DISAPPEAR OR SOMETHING . . .