OUR CLIMATE, WHICH IS OUR RELIGION; HALLOWED BE THY NAME; THY DESTRUCTION COME; IT WILL BE DONE ON EARTH AS IT IS IN MY HEAD; GIVE US THIS DAY, OUR PARIS ACCORD; AND FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSES; AS WE BELITTLE THOSE WHO TRESPASS AGAINST US; LEAD US NOT INTO TRUTH; BUT DELIVER US FROM SOUND SCIENCE; FOR THINE IS OUR RELIGION, THE POWER, AND THE CONTROL OF MANKIND; FOREVER AND EVER, AMEN