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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was a pretentious prat

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was a pretentious prat | IF I CROSS THIS HIGHWAY AND REACH THE FINAL DESTINATION IN MY TRAVELS, I ANNIHILATE MUCH OF THE REASON FOR MY EXISTENCE AND THUS MIGHT AS WELL HAVE NEVER BEEN HATCHED; I PROBABLY SHOULD'VE STAYED IN TOWN AND GOT DRUNK WITH THE GUYS | image tagged in memes,why did the chicken cross the road,philosophy | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
2,124 views 9 upvotes Made by KenJ 7 years ago in fun
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Jedi ken
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UH OH I SENSE A DISTURBANCE IN THE FORCE - I KNOW WHAT'S COMING . . . | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Not half bad when half hidden. ;)
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Lol
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You must've had a lot of down time yesterday. :) Thanks for all the other-mes.
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LOL
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I call this Ken the troll killer
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2 ups, 7y
I look like Oliver Cromwell there. :)
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What to do here lol
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Only if I were holding his head instead of a beer glass. ;P
2 ups, 7y,
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It's been done lol
2 ups, 7y
I wouldn't have made apologies for it. ;P
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1 up, 7y
:)
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And Dash is at least Canadian. He's around here somewhere, have you spoken with him yet?
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does he want to talk to me?
1 up, 7y,
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'ell if I know. Maybe he wants to spank you for all the running off. Sometimes I sure do. (((HUGS)))
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(spank lines)
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watch out for those drunk guys!
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:)
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1 up, 7y,
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some craft beers suck
2 ups, 7y
A few do. Most industrial domestic beer does. Just use those for washing down the whiskey.
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lmao
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About 13,000 more points and my mug will be out there for others to ogle. :P
1 up, 7y,
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I've upvoted everything you have already.
1 up, 7y,
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I wasn't begging for points, I was just admiring your knightly countenance and thinking how mine would be exposed at a million. No hurry - I figure at my usual rate it'll be early to mid next week.
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I know you weren't begging. I just want to alter your reveal picture is all :)

Lol
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Yeah I figured as much - go right ahead. :) I figure Evilmandoevil will be on it too.
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Lol
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Just kidding. ;) Though I do have a beard at the moment.
1 up, 7y
Need both shots lol
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IF I CROSS THIS HIGHWAY AND REACH THE FINAL DESTINATION IN MY TRAVELS, I ANNIHILATE MUCH OF THE REASON FOR MY EXISTENCE AND THUS MIGHT AS WELL HAVE NEVER BEEN HATCHED; I PROBABLY SHOULD'VE STAYED IN TOWN AND GOT DRUNK WITH THE GUYS